When did the alcohol conspiracy begin? Who was behind it? Was life on Earth so tough that it required alcohol to bear or is that only true for the people who know what is really going on? Is self medicating a thing or an excuse. When did drinking alcohol become normal? When did drinking alcohol become required? Are alcoholics sick or are they being purposely poisened for profit and control? Can someone answer my goddamned questions? Man I need a drink! Just kidding.

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